I’m really sorry, and I’d like to be friends again. Please accept this as a token of my feelings.
I am such a fine sight to see, so this had better be Winslow, Arizona. Take it easy, I’m kidding.
I don’t care what they said, for you I truly am the bluebird of happiness. Live with it!
The girl at the Clinique counter says teal is a good eye shadow color for me. What do you think?
I never thought finding the perfect gift for her would be this hard.
For the love of Audubon, J.J., how many times do I have to tell you: Fist we make the nest then the chicks.
Date night, and if this look doesn’t get him, he’s not worth getting.
So when you combine Peek-a-Boo with Hide and Seek, it looks like this.
I’m here to audition for the prima ballerina role of Odette in Swan Lake.
One nice thing about Florida, you never have to shovel the driveway.