I’m really sorry, and I’d like to be friends again. Please accept this as a token of my feelings.
The girl at the Clinique counter says teal is a good eye shadow color for me. What do you think?
I never thought finding the perfect gift for her would be this hard.
For the love of Audubon, J.J., how many times do I have to tell you: Fist we make the nest then the chicks.
Date night, and if this look doesn’t get him, he’s not worth getting.
I’m here to audition for the prima ballerina role of Odette in Swan Lake.
One nice thing about Florida, you never have to shovel the driveway.
Now that’s what I call a good Swiss blow dry.
Ever wonder why you don’t see us on the Interstate? Fools rush in where angels fear to tread, obviously.
And they all said, “Go south for the winter.” It’s 42 freaking degrees out here!