As Lucille Ball said, “Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead.” I’m ready for him.
January 15, 2021
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January 14, 2021
Man, I have to get off the graveyard shift, working all night is killing me.
January 13, 2021
“Be afraid, Be very afraid, snail.”
January 12, 2021
C’mon, I’m just as great as the Blue Heron and the Egret, aren’t I?
January 11, 2021
I love her totally, but I do hope the new baby looks like me, don’t you think?
January 10, 2021
If you think I’m the one who’s going to blink first, you don’t know me at all.
January 9, 2021
I’m late again and she’s gonna kill me. Maybe if I sneak in with you she won’t notice.
January 8, 2021
As my pal Humphrey Bogart put it, there is more to talking than just words.
January 7, 2021
One simple little comment and the teacher makes me do a time out during recess.
January 6, 2021
If you want to get the vaccine before they run out, please keep up Jimmy.
