As Lucille Ball said, “Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead.” I’m ready for him.
Man, I have to get off the graveyard shift, working all night is killing me.
“Be afraid, Be very afraid, snail.”
C’mon, I’m just as great as the Blue Heron and the Egret, aren’t I?
I love her totally, but I do hope the new baby looks like me, don’t you think?
If you think I’m the one who’s going to blink first, you don’t know me at all.
I’m late again and she’s gonna kill me. Maybe if I sneak in with you she won’t notice.
As my pal Humphrey Bogart put it, there is more to talking than just words.
One simple little comment and the teacher makes me do a time out during recess.
If you want to get the vaccine before they run out, please keep up Jimmy.