Silly egret, don’t even think of landing on this tree. Mine means mine and I have the talons to insure it.
All you can eat Seafood Thursday. Bring on the escargots!
George Carlin was right, “By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth.” That’s why I am the silent type.
It’s Saturday night, and Sarge sticks me with sentry duty again. It just isn’t fair. Why didn’t I join the Navy not the Air Force.
Just out for a flight, not on the clock, so don’t worry.
I know you watched the games until all hours dear, but it’s time to get to work. NOW!
I don’t care if you want to play with your presents Junior. It’s Sunday and we’re going to see Grandma!
Give me a break Ham, any idiot knows the difference between me and a handsaw regardless of the wind direction.
C’mon you guys, you can teach me to be a raptor. I can be big and tough. And cute as hell to boot.
And then I told him if you want to date me, you had best bring some grade A snails.