Done with Church for another week, so now a quiet afternoon around the pool. That’s the Florida life.
If this look doesn’t have the girls flocking to me, nothing will. Oh, yeah, and I can sing
My African cousin may be sacred to the Egyptians, but I am so much better looking, don’t you think?
Sorry, can’t stop to talk. Gotta fly, or as we say
So you say you take yoga. Anyone can do a tree pose on the floor. Try it on the rim of a gutter.
Hey, McCartney, if you had wings like this you could have been something more than a lonely former bug.
He thinks it’s hard being a teen. Try being a parent, working, shopping, chasing after him and his sister. I’m exhausted.
Being a teenager is a living hell. You’re not a kid, you’re not an adult. I can’t wait to grow up.
e.e. cummings said it all, I’d rather learn from one bird how to sing than teach ten thousand stars how not to dance.
How can you down there survive with such short necks? You even need help preening.