I know you’ve been trying to conceive for a month without luck. Why not give me a try?

I know you’ve been trying to conceive for a month without luck. Why not give me a try?
This philosophizing all day certainly tires a bird out. But someone has to do it.
Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the universe.”
A. Einstein
I am such a fine sight to see, so this had better be Winslow, Arizona. Take it easy, I’m kidding.
The Holiday weekend is here. Dinner with the family then Midnight Mass.
Cute? That doesn’t come close, I’m gorgeous, and humble.
I-95 at rush hour. For this we left New York?
Full flaps, Check. Landing gear down, Check. Let’s land this bird!
Come on guys, are you telling me here in Florida you wear white after October??
I’m a long beaked Egret, and all this time they called me Ibis.