Wait, which one of us has the Betty Davis Eyes?
March 7, 2021
Category Archives: ornithology
March 6, 2021
“Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your father.”
March 5, 2021
It’s Friday and soon enough, I’ll be wastin’ away again in Margaritaville.
March 4, 2021
Okay, humans, you can’t fly, so please don’t try this when driving.
March 3, 2021
I’m sure Henri Matisse meant me when he said, “a certain blue enters your soul.”
March 2, 2021
I’m really sorry, and I’d like to be friends again. Please accept this as a token of my feelings.
March 1, 2021
I have to get home quickly, she could be laying eggs any second now.
February 28, 2021
Hi ho, Hi ho, it’s off to work I go, my tailfeathers. Hey Disney, you try the night shift for a while.
February 27, 2021
I am such a fine sight to see, so this had better be Winslow, Arizona. Take it easy, I’m kidding.
February 26, 2021
I don’t care what they said, for you I truly am the bluebird of happiness. Live with it!
