Sorry, I can’t talk now, I’m expecting a call from the obstetrician any minute.
That’s the problem with Florida, too few births, so I had to take a part time gig with Amazon to make ends meet.
I have to tell you, living in a 55+ community, I don’t get alot of work around here. I might as well retire.
I bet she never anticipated it would be triplets. She has three big surprises coming this day.
I keep telling you people: Everything must be made as simple as possible. But not simpler.
So the darned eagle gets all the praise, but we’re the ones that delivered that new born nation.
Look, up in the sky, it’s a bird, it’s a plane, it’s … another egret with no map.
And I suppose you were expecting a Pun-chline? Perhaps I’ll deliver one tomorrow.
I’ll go sit outside the hospital maternity wing and let the kids take pictures of me. Beats working.
2020 is done, I’m exhausted with the pandemic baby deliveries. This year I use Amazon.