Of course I’m Black crowned. Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes? (Groucho Marx)
Where do you get off looking down on me, I’m the best looking bird in this area.
They say I’m a Little Blue Heron, but if I am blue, I am seriously colorblind!
For the umpteenth time, I have shorter legs than the silly Flamingo and I’m far more beautiful!
She said she’d meet me by the lake. How was I to know there are about 20 of them around here?
I’ve got Betty Davis Eyes and Kim Carnes voice, what more could you want?
I keep telling you, flying is simple, just flap your wings. Landing, that’s a whole different matter.
Take the picture already, I’m not getting younger here.
You take it on faith, you take it to the heart, the waiting is the hardest part. So right, Tom, so right.
So listen kids, those odd looking beasts up there are people. They can’t fly and talk a lot. Avoid them.