Look, I’m not a chicken and this is not a road so don’t ask stupid questions.
I know I shouldn’t leave before the sermon, but I was hungry and the minister goes on forever.
As my friend Kermit always sings:
Hey, I’m singing a new song. Check it out below.
“Hey Stretch, how’s the weather up there?” “Beat it shorty.”
Sunday Brunch with the family. I hope that they have lox and smoked whitefish this week.
So this pelican waddles into a bar and says . . .
Maimonides was right: Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime. Ready for lesson one people?
Hey Ibis, why don’t you come up here and sit on these eggs for a bit? I’ll make it worth your while.
Would you guys hatch already. Playing umbrella is getting really tiring.