Am I not the most handsome bird you have ever seen? Wait, don’t answer, that was a rhetorical question.
Ignore that internet yoga, let me show you a proper Vriksasana, or as you call it, a Tree Pose.
To paraphrase old Honest Abe, God must love the Common Grackle, He made so many of us.
They say old married couples begin to look like each other, Ethel, but I don’t buy it.
I gotta tell you Joey, hanging around with adults is like a total snoozefest.