Of all the places in the world to lose a contact lens, I have to do it here.
Slow down, guys, the free apps and half price drinks don’t start for half an hour.
You have that right, I am definitely the Top Gun around here.
Man, what a day. I hope that dinner is ready.
Kite One to air traffic control, wake up guys, it’s getting a bit crowded up here.
So he says, “Come on just one more drink.” So I tell him I am Superman and “I never drink when I fly.”
Like my pal George said, “Show me that I m everywhere and get me home for tea.”
Kahlil Gibran had it so right: “Yesterday is but today’s memory, and tomorrow is today’s dream.”
Van Gogh was right, “The night is more alive and more richly colored than the day.”
In this wetland, they call me Mr.Tibbs.