Hon, I’m just going to make a quick trip to Nest Depot to get some things for the nursery.
Just call me Jack Flash. It will be a gas if you do.
Call me Catbird, Robert Catbird (Bob to my friends)
In this Church, I’m a bird of pray. Open to Hymn 426.
“And he’s climbing a stairway to heaven.” They wrote the song about me, you know.
I’ll go sit outside the hospital maternity wing and let the kids take pictures of me. Beats working.
Coach always said you have to stretch before a workout.
As Lucille Ball said, “Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead.” I’m ready for him.
Man, I have to get off the graveyard shift, working all night is killing me.
“Be afraid, Be very afraid, snail.”