He thinks it’s hard being a teen. Try being a parent, working, shopping, chasing after him and his sister. I’m exhausted.
Being a teenager is a living hell. You’re not a kid, you’re not an adult. I can’t wait to grow up.
So why do they call it hump day? This place is totally flat.
e.e. cummings said it all, I’d rather learn from one bird how to sing than teach ten thousand stars how not to dance.
How can you down there survive with such short necks? You even need help preening.
You clowns know that I have you outgunned. So back off!!
Hey guys, remind me again where are we going? What do you mean I was supposed to know?
Here little fishie. Hey, I know but a gal’s gotta eat.
Two minutes of pleasure and weeks stuck on this nest. What was I thinking?
Am I not the cutest thing you have ever seen? Okay, so all babies are.