So she says I’ll stay in the nest. You go look for my mother. She’s coming to visit for I have no idea how long.
George Carlin was right, “By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth.” That’s why I am the silent type.
So then he says to me, “Do you want to come up and see my etchings?” “You live in a tree,” I tell him, “get a new line.”
Like my pal George said, “Show me that I m everywhere and get me home for tea.”
Okay, which one of you said there would be an open bar?
Before I speak, I have something important to say. So listen up. Now.
My brother Gil Scott- was a so right when he said “Man is a complex being, he makes deserts bloom and lakes die.”
The night shift isn’t that bad, except I never get to go to the Happy Hours.
When I catch him sneaking up on me, he says, “What, you got eyes in the back of your head?” I just say with this neck, I don’t need them.
So she says “Let’s go the opera.” Moliere was right, “Of all the noises known to man, opera is the most expensive.”