Lou Faber

June 9, 2021

As cousin Spock said: ““Curious, how often you humans manage to obtain that which you do not want.”

I’m telling you Myrtle, the egg really felt like it was this big. Next time, he does the egg laying.

If it walks like a duck and quacks like a duck then you really have something good looking. If it is one of us!

And, thank heavens, I don’t ever need Lynyrd Skynyrd to be a free bird. Oh, how I hate that song.

O let me bathe my soul in colours! Or at least let me find the third color I’m supposed to have.

Okay, we’ve got Bob and Carol and Ted. Has anyone seen Alice?

And I suppose you were expecting a Pun-chline? Perhaps I’ll deliver one tomorrow.

And I’m sure you know why you will never find more than 23 of us anywhere near a bakery.

I trying to gaze at my navel, but I can’t find it anywhere. And let’s face it, shoe gazing is out too.

Okay, so you are the white sheep of the Ardeidae family. You’re still an egret to us.