They say I’m a Little Blue Heron, but if I am blue, I am seriously colorblind!
July 31, 2021
Category Archives: Florida
July 30, 2021
For the umpteenth time, I have shorter legs than the silly Flamingo and I’m far more beautiful!
July 29, 2021
I told you we should have gone with the Paso Doble, the Tango is just beyond this crowd.
July 28, 2021
She said she’d meet me by the lake. How was I to know there are about 20 of them around here?
July 27, 2021
Yeah, I know all the world’s a stage, but remind me is this stage right or stage left for my exit?
July 26, 2021
I’ve got Betty Davis Eyes and Kim Carnes voice, what more could you want?
July 25, 2021
“Anybody can have common sense, provided that they have no imagination”
July 24, 2021
I keep telling you, flying is simple, just flap your wings. Landing, that’s a whole different matter.
July 23, 2021
I keep telling you people: Everything must be made as simple as possible. But not simpler.
July 22, 2021
Man, it’s hell trying to find a turtleneck shirt that will fit me.
