They say I’m a Little Blue Heron, but if I am blue, I am seriously colorblind!
For the umpteenth time, I have shorter legs than the silly Flamingo and I’m far more beautiful!
I told you we should have gone with the Paso Doble, the Tango is just beyond this crowd.
She said she’d meet me by the lake. How was I to know there are about 20 of them around here?
Yeah, I know all the world’s a stage, but remind me is this stage right or stage left for my exit?
I’ve got Betty Davis Eyes and Kim Carnes voice, what more could you want?
“Anybody can have common sense, provided that they have no imagination”
I keep telling you, flying is simple, just flap your wings. Landing, that’s a whole different matter.
I keep telling you people: Everything must be made as simple as possible. But not simpler.
Man, it’s hell trying to find a turtleneck shirt that will fit me.