Wait, which one of us has the Betty Davis Eyes?

Wait, which one of us has the Betty Davis Eyes?
“Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your father.”
It’s Friday and soon enough, I’ll be wastin’ away again in Margaritaville.
Okay, humans, you can’t fly, so please don’t try this when driving.
I’m sure Henri Matisse meant me when he said, “a certain blue enters your soul.”
I have to get home quickly, she could be laying eggs any second now.
Hi ho, Hi ho, it’s off to work I go, my tailfeathers. Hey Disney, you try the night shift for a while.
I am such a fine sight to see, so this had better be Winslow, Arizona. Take it easy, I’m kidding.
I don’t care what they said, for you I truly am the bluebird of happiness. Live with it!
They are called epaulets, and yes, feel free to salute me.