I love the food here, but man, the service is slow.
Here little fishie. Hey, I know but a gal’s gotta eat.
Am I not the cutest thing you have ever seen? Okay, so all babies are.
Hey, you’d be blue too if you saw the menu in this place.
To explain, I am not actually a duck and don’t call me Muscovy, my new name is Kyivy.
Look, I’m not a chicken and this is not a road so don’t ask stupid questions.
I know I shouldn’t leave before the sermon, but I was hungry and the minister goes on forever.
“Hey Stretch, how’s the weather up there?” “Beat it shorty.”
They say laughter is the best medicine and I agree. I am the healthiest bird you will ever see.
They say the eyes have it. Mine certainly do.