Man, being an usher at the 7:00 A.M. mass is one boring job.

Man, being an usher at the 7:00 A.M. mass is one boring job.
With this lighting I look positively heavenly. Maybe I can work that into my sermon.
Save me a seat in your pew, the first reading is about to start.
Wait, I thought the choir director said we wear the black robes today.
My sermon today comes from the book of Ecclesiastes . . .
Another Sunday, another sermon. Today I will wow them. I pray.
Another Sunday, again the lead in the church choir, but this week I’ll sing like Pavaroti.
So many Churches, so many faiths.
I have to look good in the pulpit every Sunday, and let me tell you, it takes work!
So he says Gladys, let’s go for brunch on Sunday. I’ll meet you there. So where is he??