I know I shouldn’t leave before the sermon, but I was hungry and the minister goes on forever.

I know I shouldn’t leave before the sermon, but I was hungry and the minister goes on forever.
“Hey Stretch, how’s the weather up there?” “Beat it shorty.”
THIS WEEK, PICTURES FROM THE FORT PIERCE, FLORIDA JETTY PARK
Like the footwear, do you? They got the name of that play Kinky Boots from me you know.
They say the eyes have it. Mine certainly do.
Okay, so you are telling me this Romulan cloaking device I bought was a ripoff?
Damn, if you were any better looking, you’d be me!
What do you mean, the next flight isn’t until tomorrow. I have wings, you know.
The only thing prettier than me is me and my reflection!!
For the umpteenth time, I have shorter legs than the silly Flamingo and I’m far more beautiful!