Man, being an usher at the 7:00 A.M. mass is one boring job.

Man, being an usher at the 7:00 A.M. mass is one boring job.
Morning rush hour can drive you crazy. So you just have to stay calm and sing . . .
I hope they all come to services today, I have a great homily for them.
At last we have arrived. LET THE PARTY BEGIN!