Mom, Dad, you’ll never guess what we learned in school today. It was awesome. All right, I’ll do my homework.
Morning, noon and night it’s feed me, feed me. Thank heavens there are two of us on this job.
Mom and Dad say when I grow up everyone is going to salute me. How nuts is that?
Stickley furnishings for the baby’s room, how thoughtful. You’ll make a great dad.
So his parents are coming for dinner and half an hour before they are due
he calls and says he’ll be a bit late, could I pick up the wine and cheese.
Why did I listen to your father when he said I could teach you to fly, who needs flyer’s ed.
Don’t you hate it when Mom’s out playing Mahjong and Dad is late with the pizza?