When you say you’ll be home by 5, I expect you home by 5. And did you get the milk and eggs?
I hope that dinner’s ready, I’m starving. Wait, was I supposed to pick up takeout?
And then he said, do you want to go dutch? He’s a real one and done.
I’m late again and she’s gonna kill me. Maybe if I sneak in with you she won’t notice.
Escargot again. I wish she’d learn to cook some new dishes.
So his parents are coming for dinner and half an hour before they are due
he calls and says he’ll be a bit late, could I pick up the wine and cheese.
Some nights you just want good take-out, put your feet up and watch TV.
Psst, Psst. Hey snail, over here. Want to see something interesting?
Get out of my way, dinner’s on the table and I’m famished!