Mommy, when wil daddy be home with dinner? I’m hungry.

Mommy, when wil daddy be home with dinner? I’m hungry.
She wanted fish, so sushi is what it will be tonight.
Man, what a day. I hope that dinner is ready.
If I’m late again for dinner, she is going to kill me. Out of the way.
Even birds need their day in the sun, you know. But now, let’s eat dinner.
Here little apple snail, here little snail, come to dinner!
Call me what you want, I don’t care, but don’t call me late for dinner.
When you say you’ll be home by 5, I expect you home by 5. And did you get the milk and eggs?
I hope that dinner’s ready, I’m starving. Wait, was I supposed to pick up takeout?
And then he said, do you want to go dutch? He’s a real one and done.