I swear, the next time he tells me “the more the merrier” with kids, I am going to strangle him.
I know you don’t agree, but those sweet chicks definitely look like my side of the family.
Mommy, I’m hungry. Are you sure Grubhub delivers on Sunday?
Mom and Dad say when I grow up everyone is going to salute me. How nuts is that?
We really do have to spend more quality father and son time together.
Mom always said “the sky’s the limit for you, little one.” Who knew she would be so right?
As I keep telling my parents, “Though this be madness, yet there is method in’t.”
Why did I listen to your father when he said I could teach you to fly, who needs flyer’s ed.
But dad, all the cool kids have their own trees, so why can’t I??