I liked it in the old days when I flew off to pick her up for our date.

I liked it in the old days when I flew off to pick her up for our date.
Ten men waiting for me at the door? Send one of them home, I’m tired. (Mae West)
Hey people, Fran Lebowitz was right, “The opposite of talking isn’t listening. The opposite of talking is waiting.” Have a seat.
They say all superheroes wear a cape, mine is feathered like a King.
Would you guys hatch already. Playing umbrella is getting really tiring.
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So what time does this food truck start serving lunch? I’m starving.
Here little insect, here little insect. Let’s get you out of this heat.
Honey, what’s taking you so long. It’s our special night.
I know I’m spotted, but today I’m going incognito.
The only thing I hate more than school is waiting for the bus every day.