I have to tell you, living in a 55+ community, I don’t get alot of work around here. I might as well retire.

I have to tell you, living in a 55+ community, I don’t get alot of work around here. I might as well retire.
I know I’m spotted, but today I’m going incognito.
Should I go this way or that way? This way or that way? Why am I always on the fence about making decisions?
IT’S CRANE WEEK (No not Frasier or Niles)
The neighborhood is nice enough, but dear, can we afford the HOA fees?
Hobbit was right, “There is nothing like looking, if you want to find something.”
Well, pal, we’re clearly two of a kind.
Tell me honestly, do these feathers make me look fat?
Mirror, mirror on the pond, that’s sure the face of which I’m fond.
Kermit was right, it isn’t easy being Grebe.
What do you mean, the next flight isn’t until tomorrow. I have wings, you know.