They will never understand us. We’re not really geese, we’re shelducks, and we don’t honk, we sing.
I hate this time of year with all the Reindeer jokes. I’m a Gallinule even if my name is Rudy.
Okay, Lenny, we know the joke works. Let’s go find a bar . . .
Look at me, I’m a mermaid.
Mommy, will I always be bald like that funny looking man with the camera. I hope not!!
Hey you in the stroller, here’s looking at you kid.
Hey, don’t call me an old coot. How dare you! I am certainly not old.