They will never understand us. We’re not really geese, we’re shelducks, and we don’t honk, we sing.

They will never understand us. We’re not really geese, we’re shelducks, and we don’t honk, we sing.
I hate this time of year with all the Reindeer jokes. I’m a Gallinule even if my name is Rudy.
Okay, Lenny, we know the joke works. Let’s go find a bar . . .
Look at me, I’m a mermaid.
Mommy, will I always be bald like that funny looking man with the camera. I hope not!!
Hey you in the stroller, here’s looking at you kid.
Hey, don’t call me an old coot. How dare you! I am certainly not old.