I have to tell you, living in a 55+ community, I don’t get alot of work around here. I might as well retire.

I have to tell you, living in a 55+ community, I don’t get alot of work around here. I might as well retire.
I’ll go sit outside the hospital maternity wing and let the kids take pictures of me. Beats working.
2020 is done, I’m exhausted with the pandemic baby deliveries. This year I use Amazon.
I know I put the kid down here somewhere.
So they have no problem waiting nine months, but I’m an hour or so late and they lose it?
Let’s see, I’m a stork, this is a 55+ community. What could possibly be wrong with this picture?