Walking on air is easy. Come up and try it with me.
Hey, I’m singing a new song. Check it out below.
And to think, you wrote a song just about me. I’m flattered. One problem, I am boy you dummy.
I know, I know, I’ll save you the trouble of asking:
What can I tell you, I’m the Don Rickles of the avian world. Live with it.
Sorry, gotta fly. Have to get ready for my big gig tonight. Stop by and check me out.
My favorite song? Do you really have to ask?
The name is Lamont Cranston, and no, I will not sing “me and my shadow.” Not now, not ever.
IT’S CRANE WEEK (No not Frasier or Niles)
That’s right Joan, ” I love rock n’ roll. So put another dime in the jukebox, baby.“