Tower, this is Egret 203, would you please get that Anhinga off the runway, I need to land.

Tower, this is Egret 203, would you please get that Anhinga off the runway, I need to land.
United 737 to Tower, we’re having some trouble seeing the runway. Over.
Tower, this is Ibis Air 308 turning final for runway 26, over.
Seriously, tower, whose bright idea was it to build this monstrosity at the end of the runway??