Hey you down there. You called?

Hey you down there. You called?
Look, I’m not a chicken and this is not a road so don’t ask stupid questions.
A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy? (A. Einstein)
I know, I know, I’ll save you the trouble of asking:
My favorite song? Do you really have to ask?
Hey snail, ask yourself one question: ‘Do I feel lucky?’ Well do ya?
You’ve got to ask yourself a question: ‘do I feel lucky?’ Well, do ya, grub?
If I flipped you the bird, how would you ever know?