Man, this is one big buffet, but the insect offerings just aren’t what they used to be.
Bachelor number one, if you were going to wine me and dine me, to which pond would you take me?
NOTE: Since we love having National This Week and National That Day, I have declared this coming week to be Bird-Of-The-Day.com DUCK WEEK!
Okay, if I can’t see them, then it stands to reason they can’t see me. Right?
I’m the prima in the new ballet, Duck Pond. Don’t you love me en pointe?
Alright recruit, get a move on it! Yes sir, Drill Sergeant Sir!
Coco, you’re right, “A girl should be two things: classy and fabulous.” And I’m proof of that.
Slow down, mommy, I’m paddling as fast as my little feet allow.
I’ve got Betty Davis Eyes and Kim Carnes voice, what more could you want?
I keep telling you people: Everything must be made as simple as possible. But not simpler.
Man, it’s hell trying to find a turtleneck shirt that will fit me.