I know I shouldn’t leave before the sermon, but I was hungry and the minister goes on forever.

I know I shouldn’t leave before the sermon, but I was hungry and the minister goes on forever.
Should I go this way or that way? This way or that way? Why am I always on the fence about making decisions?
Hobbit was right, “There is nothing like looking, if you want to find something.”
Well, pal, we’re clearly two of a kind.
Mirror, mirror on the pond, that’s sure the face of which I’m fond.
Man, this is one big buffet, but the insect offerings just aren’t what they used to be.
Bachelor number one, if you were going to wine me and dine me, to which pond would you take me?
NOTE: Since we love having National This Week and National That Day, I have declared this coming week to be Bird-Of-The-Day.com DUCK WEEK!
Okay, if I can’t see them, then it stands to reason they can’t see me. Right?
I’m the prima in the new ballet, Duck Pond. Don’t you love me en pointe?
Alright recruit, get a move on it! Yes sir, Drill Sergeant Sir!