Man, this is one big buffet, but the insect offerings just aren’t what they used to be.
September 25, 2021
Tag Archives: pond
September 9, 2021 (DUCK WEEK DAY 4)
Bachelor number one, if you were going to wine me and dine me, to which pond would you take me?
September 5, 2021
NOTE: Since we love having National This Week and National That Day, I have declared this coming week to be Bird-Of-The-Day.com DUCK WEEK!
Okay, if I can’t see them, then it stands to reason they can’t see me. Right?
August 30, 2021
I’m the prima in the new ballet, Duck Pond. Don’t you love me en pointe?
August 29, 2021
Alright recruit, get a move on it! Yes sir, Drill Sergeant Sir!
August 28, 2021
Coco, you’re right, “A girl should be two things: classy and fabulous.” And I’m proof of that.
August 25, 2021
Slow down, mommy, I’m paddling as fast as my little feet allow.
July 26, 2021
I’ve got Betty Davis Eyes and Kim Carnes voice, what more could you want?
July 23, 2021
I keep telling you people: Everything must be made as simple as possible. But not simpler.
July 22, 2021
Man, it’s hell trying to find a turtleneck shirt that will fit me.
