Why does she always say Wait until your father gets home. She could yell at me just as easily.
When I was your age we had to fly miles for food, your generation has it all delivered with Grubhub.
I know you’re growing up, but you’ll always be my baby. So sweetie listen . . .
He thinks it’s hard being a teen. Try being a parent, working, shopping, chasing after him and his sister. I’m exhausted.
Two minutes of pleasure and weeks stuck on this nest. What was I thinking?
But I am old enough to go to the Cat Stevens concert. All my friends are going.
Slow down, mommy, I’m paddling as fast as my little feet allow.
Mommy, I’m hungry. Are you sure Grubhub delivers on Sunday?
We really do have to spend more quality father and son time together.
Mom always said “the sky’s the limit for you, little one.” Who knew she would be so right?