Mother nature is a real nasty one. She gives me eyes like these and then this monster beak.

Mother nature is a real nasty one. She gives me eyes like these and then this monster beak.
Mommy, will I always be bald like that funny looking man with the camera. I hope not!!
In Florida mother always said, “A young girl should always wear white to Church.”
So she says I’ll stay in the nest. You go look for my mother. She’s coming to visit for I have no idea how long.
So listen kids, those odd looking beasts up there are people. They can’t fly and talk a lot. Avoid them.
I swear, the next time he tells me “the more the merrier” with kids, I am going to strangle him.
I know you don’t agree, but those sweet chicks definitely look like my side of the family.