Look, up inthe sky. It’s a bird. It’s a plane. Oh, nevermind, it’s just an egret.

Look, up inthe sky. It’s a bird. It’s a plane. Oh, nevermind, it’s just an egret.
Well, you know what my old pal Bogey used to say, right?
You’re right Frodo, There is nothing like looking, if you want to find something.
Where do you get off looking down on me, I’m the best looking bird in this area.
If I were any better looking, I wouldn’t know what to do with myself. Bring on the girls.
You guys can wait around as long as you want. I am of off to Party.
I know you don’t agree, but those sweet chicks definitely look like my side of the family.
Okay, humans, you can’t fly, so please don’t try this when driving.
I may not have eyes in the back of my head, but I’ve got the next best thing.