Of all the places in the world to lose a contact lens, I have to do it here.

Of all the places in the world to lose a contact lens, I have to do it here.
What are you looking at? As Greta Garbo said: I want to be alone.
Look, up inthe sky. It’s a bird. It’s a plane. Oh, nevermind, it’s just an egret.
Well, you know what my old pal Bogey used to say, right?
You’re right Frodo, There is nothing like looking, if you want to find something.
Where do you get off looking down on me, I’m the best looking bird in this area.
If I were any better looking, I wouldn’t know what to do with myself. Bring on the girls.
You guys can wait around as long as you want. I am of off to Party.
I know you don’t agree, but those sweet chicks definitely look like my side of the family.
Okay, humans, you can’t fly, so please don’t try this when driving.