I have arrived. Let the party begin!!
Tower, this is Ibis Air 308 turning final for runway 26, over.
Sorry I’m late professor, but traffic was impossible today.
Whoever said three wings was better than two needs a lesson in engineering!!
I keep telling you, flying is simple, just flap your wings. Landing, that’s a whole different matter.
If I stick this landing, the Olympic Gold Medal is mine, so no pressure.
“Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your father.”
See, I told you watching the big birds take off and land was exciting!
Okay, tower, cleared to land on runway 26, but next time can we use the radio, this yelling hurts my throat.
Full flaps, Check. Landing gear down, Check. Let’s land this bird!