Man, it’s hell trying to find a turtleneck shirt that will fit me.
July 22, 2021
Tag Archives: humor
July 15, 2021
Romeo, Romeo wherefore art thou? I’m right behind you Julie.
May 16, 2021
‘Brevity is the soul of wit.‘ Now as your lawyer let me explain. Sit, this will take a while.
April 5, 2021
I keep telling you, things are looking up. Now do you believe me?
March 26, 2021
I know you’ve been trying to conceive for a month without luck. Why not give me a try?
March 10, 2021
It may be a wetland, but with my new Secret Under Wing antiperspirant, I’m dry as a bone.
February 7, 2021
One nice thing about Florida, you never have to shovel the driveway.
February 4, 2021
Now that’s what I call a good Swiss blow dry.
November 27, 2020
Vinnie, get off my butt and stop tailgating, will ya?
If you or someone you know loves birds as I do, the home next door to ours, with the same view, is on the market by it owner. Details can be found here: https://www.realtor.com/realestateandhomes-detail/10372-SW-Ligustrum-Dr_Port-Saint-Lucie_FL_34987_M57243-35804. We hate to see our neighbors leave, but we hope the new neighbors love the birds as much as we all do.
November 4, 2020
Don’t even think of calling me Woody!
