Guess this shows you don’t need a frog to play this game.
Look into my eyes. I’m getting sleepy. Wait. That’s not it. Where did I put that Hypnosis for Dummies?
Done with Church for another week, so now a quiet afternoon around the pool. That’s the Florida life.
I love the food here, but man, the service is slow.
Joey, isn’t it sad to think that the people down there don’t see the humor that they have to crane their necks to see us.
So this pelican waddles into a bar and says . . .
That’s the problem with Florida, too few births, so I had to take a part time gig with Amazon to make ends meet.
To paraphrase my pal, Mel Brooks, if God wanted you to fly, he would have given you tickets.
What do you mean all I got was Miss Congeniality? Who got Miss Wetland?
IT’S CRANE WEEK (No not Frasier or Niles)
As cousin Groucho says, A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.