Man, it’s hell trying to find a turtleneck shirt that will fit me.
Romeo, Romeo wherefore art thou? I’m right behind you Julie.
‘Brevity is the soul of wit.‘ Now as your lawyer let me explain. Sit, this will take a while.
I keep telling you, things are looking up. Now do you believe me?
I know you’ve been trying to conceive for a month without luck. Why not give me a try?
It may be a wetland, but with my new Secret Under Wing antiperspirant, I’m dry as a bone.
One nice thing about Florida, you never have to shovel the driveway.
Now that’s what I call a good Swiss blow dry.
Vinnie, get off my butt and stop tailgating, will ya?
If you or someone you know loves birds as I do, the home next door to ours, with the same view, is on the market by it owner. Details can be found here: https://www.realtor.com/realestateandhomes-detail/10372-SW-Ligustrum-Dr_Port-Saint-Lucie_FL_34987_M57243-35804. We hate to see our neighbors leave, but we hope the new neighbors love the birds as much as we all do.
Don’t even think of calling me Woody!