Teenagers are impossible. I have a long talk with mine and he just flies off. And all I said to him was . . .
Tag Archives: house
October 5, 2022
Dear, when you said you had the perfect house for us I thought you meant we would live inside of it!
February 21, 2022
I know my house keys are in here somewhere.
January 4, 2021
I gotta tell you, this house sitting gig isn’t bad. No real work, I could make a career of this.
December 14, 2021
I’m the king of the castle, and you just get to live in it.
July 14, 2021
Nice neighborhood, and it’s got three bedrooms. But the HOA fee is a killer. Let’s look elsewhere.
June 28, 2021
Being a house sitter is a pretty good gig if you can get it.
April 15, 2021
Seriously, tower, whose bright idea was it to build this monstrosity at the end of the runway??