house – A daily Bird of the Day Photo – from Port St. Lucie, Florida

October 26, 2022

Teenagers are impossible. I have a long talk with mine and he just flies off. And all I said to him was . . .

Dear, when you said you had the perfect house for us I thought you meant we would live inside of it!

I know my house keys are in here somewhere.

I gotta tell you, this house sitting gig isn’t bad. No real work, I could make a career of this.

I’m the king of the castle, and you just get to live in it.

Nice neighborhood, and it’s got three bedrooms. But the HOA fee is a killer. Let’s look elsewhere.

Being a house sitter is a pretty good gig if you can get it.

Seriously, tower, whose bright idea was it to build this monstrosity at the end of the runway??