They say I’m a Little Blue Heron, but if I am blue, I am seriously colorblind!

They say I’m a Little Blue Heron, but if I am blue, I am seriously colorblind!
As cousin Spock said: ““Curious, how often you humans manage to obtain that which you do not want.”
But do you have this model home with a tile roof?
This is Florida so a builder’s work is never done.
Gotta enjoy myself now, I’ll be sitting on eggs very soon. My guy days are numbered for sure.
Coach always said you have to stretch before a workout.
I love her totally, but I do hope the new baby looks like me, don’t you think?
One simple little comment and the teacher makes me do a time out during recess.
Now you go find out how the bees do it and the educated fleas, okay?
I love it here too, dear, but when they say you have to be over 55, what is that in bird years?