And if I stick my head down here, the world disappears and I am invisible.

And if I stick my head down here, the world disappears and I am invisible.
Twain was right: “While the rest of the species is descended from apes, redheads are descended from cats.” Meow.
When I catch him sneaking up on me, he says, “What, you got eyes in the back of your head?” I just say with this neck, I don’t need them.