Am I good looking or what. If you doubt it, imagine this is Winslow, Arizona.

Am I good looking or what. If you doubt it, imagine this is Winslow, Arizona.
Am I handsome? Well let’s just say “Eat your heart out, Brad Pitt.”
Am I not the most handsome bird you have ever seen? Wait, don’t answer, that was a rhetorical question.
I am one handsome bird if I say so myself! Wait, did I say that out loud?