Give me a break Ham, any idiot knows the difference between me and a handsaw regardless of the wind direction.

Give me a break Ham, any idiot knows the difference between me and a handsaw regardless of the wind direction.
Okay people, the wind is Southerly. Am I a hawk or a handsaw?
‘Brevity is the soul of wit.‘ Now as your lawyer let me explain. Sit, this will take a while.
“To be or not to be, that is the question.” Buckle up, there are three acts left for you to find an answer.
As my pal Hamlet liked to say, “This above all: to thine own self be true.”
As I keep telling my parents, “Though this be madness, yet there is method in’t.”