So what to you think? Perfect for the Academy Awards? What to you mean, I’m not invited?
Hey, every girl has a bad feather day and this is mine.
I hate holidays. I feel like I put on five pounds. Honey, do I look fat in these feathers?
Dumb egret almost crashes into me and then says, “Don’t get your feathers ruffled.” Seriously?
I may not be a peacock, but I am surely the next best thing you’ll see around here.