And I suppose you were expecting a Pun-chline? Perhaps I’ll deliver one tomorrow.
Mommy, I’m hungry. Are you sure Grubhub delivers on Sunday?
I’ll go sit outside the hospital maternity wing and let the kids take pictures of me. Beats working.
2020 is done, I’m exhausted with the pandemic baby deliveries. This year I use Amazon.
So they have no problem waiting nine months, but I’m an hour or so late and they lose it?
If I can deliver on time, why can’t the Postal Service?