In this modern dating world you have to have the patience of a saint and the eye of an eagle.
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January 16, 2022
So then he says to me, “Do you want to come up and see my etchings?” “You live in a tree,” I tell him, “get a new line.”
December 11, 2021
Sure we were once a couple, but I thought we were on a break!
September 9, 2021 (DUCK WEEK DAY 4)
Bachelor number one, if you were going to wine me and dine me, to which pond would you take me?
July 2, 2021
So I pack a picnic lunch for us and he doesn’t show. Now I have to eat the whole thing.