In this modern dating world you have to have the patience of a saint and the eye of an eagle.
So then he says to me, “Do you want to come up and see my etchings?” “You live in a tree,” I tell him, “get a new line.”
Sure we were once a couple, but I thought we were on a break!
Bachelor number one, if you were going to wine me and dine me, to which pond would you take me?
So I pack a picnic lunch for us and he doesn’t show. Now I have to eat the whole thing.