Dude, stop with the music. How many times do I have to tell you Gallinules are not chickens and we don’t dance!!

Dude, stop with the music. How many times do I have to tell you Gallinules are not chickens and we don’t dance!!
Okay Stop! Listen up. In a dance one partner has to lead and the other follow. Decide and take it again from the top.
You people always want to call this a War Dance, but we call it Fancy Dancing.
What? You’ve never seen an Egret breakdance?
I’m the prima in the new ballet, Duck Pond. Don’t you love me en pointe?
I told you we should have gone with the Paso Doble, the Tango is just beyond this crowd.
It’s Saturday Night, I’ve got the fever, so eat your heart out John Travolta.
I’m here to audition for the prima ballerina role of Odette in Swan Lake.
Alright, everybody, it’s time to do the Bristol Stomp!