Wait. So this is Labor Day? Does that mean we have to go out and get a job?
Don’t you love it when we can duck out of work early?
They say old married couples begin to look like each other, Ethel, but I don’t buy it.
So he tells me the relationship isn’t going anywhere, I’m just too common for him. Dumb crow.
“What we’ve got here is failure to communicate.”
And then he said, do you want to go dutch? He’s a real one and done.