Save me a seat in your pew, the first reading is about to start.
Wait, I thought the choir director said we wear the black robes today.
Another Sunday, again the lead in the church choir, but this week I’ll sing like Pavaroti.
Hey, you never know, I could be the next Richard Tucker if I were Jewish, for now it’s the church choir.
So many Churches, so many faiths.
I hope the rest of the Choir shows up for the services this morning.
Done with Church for another week, so now a quiet afternoon around the pool. That’s the Florida life.
I hope they all come to services today, I have a great homily for them.
I know I shouldn’t leave before the sermon, but I was hungry and the minister goes on forever.
Open your hymnals to Hymn 452, rise and let us sing.