So what if I’m not a bird, I live in Port Saint Lucie and I fly, so get over it. And here’s a secret . . .
Tag Archives: bird
May 9, 2022
Look, up inthe sky. It’s a bird. It’s a plane. Oh, nevermind, it’s just an egret.
June 21, 2021
Look, up in the sky, it’s a bird, it’s a plane, it’s … another egret with no map.
May 23, 2021
Wait, you want ballet dancers? The egret said this was a tap audition. Teach me to listen to a bird.
February 6, 2021
If I flipped you the bird, how would you ever know?
January 22, 2021
And they all said, “Go south for the winter.” It’s 42 freaking degrees out here!
January 5, 2021
If you want to stand out in a crowd, you have to be bold. That’s a cardinal rule.
December 19, 2020
For the umpteenth time, I am not now and never have been a riveter.
December 14, 2020
Hey, I can’t help it that I am the cutest bird out here. Live with it.
November 13, 2020
Yup, I’m pink under here too. My beauty is more than feather deep.