Tower, this is Egret 203, would you please get that Anhinga off the runway, I need to land.

Tower, this is Egret 203, would you please get that Anhinga off the runway, I need to land.
It’s five o’clock on a Saturday, the usual crowd shuffles in . . . (with apologies to Billy Joel)
Don’t worry, it’s like he’s not even here when the game is on.
I’m so ready for Halloween! What? It’s mot for over a month??
When it comes to diversity, lead by example, we always say.