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Category Archives: Woodpecker
May 20, 2022
Well, dad always said to keep a stiff upper beak. Useful advice for a woodpecker, eh?
May 10, 2022
Hey FLICKR, you’ll be hearing from my lawyers Dewey, Cheatem and Howe about your trademark infringement.
April 26, 2022
Never mind those red-bellied birds, I am the best looking woodpecker in this wetland. And I sing
August 15, 2021
As Bill Blass always says, “When in doubt, wear red.”
May 9, 2021
All I need now is my own cartoon and theme song. Where are the Warner Brothers when you need them?
March 19, 2021
Nobody puts baby in the corner.
January 29, 2021
Twain was right, ““the rest of the species is descended from apes, redheads are descended from cats.”
January 15, 2021
As Lucille Ball said, “Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead.” I’m ready for him.
November 4, 2020
Don’t even think of calling me Woody!