Say what you will, but this tree is coming down. So stand back.

Say what you will, but this tree is coming down. So stand back.
Well, dad always said to keep a stiff upper beak. Useful advice for a woodpecker, eh?
Hey FLICKR, you’ll be hearing from my lawyers Dewey, Cheatem and Howe about your trademark infringement.
Never mind those red-bellied birds, I am the best looking woodpecker in this wetland. And I sing
As Bill Blass always says, “When in doubt, wear red.”
All I need now is my own cartoon and theme song. Where are the Warner Brothers when you need them?
Nobody puts baby in the corner.
Twain was right, ““the rest of the species is descended from apes, redheads are descended from cats.”
As Lucille Ball said, “Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead.” I’m ready for him.
Don’t even think of calling me Woody!